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amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

cuttingmyhips:

agent-british-fangirl:

kldzbop:

imagine banana wiht any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

Since when was ‘y’ a vowel?

A E I O U AND SOMETIMES Y GO TO FIRST GRADE

there’s a song about this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4AOHOdJ1Bk
nohighs:


YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

i-clash-with-everything:


You can see the exact moment where it goes
"I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-"
And then it falls in.

i-clash-with-everything:

You can see the exact moment where it goes

"I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-"

And then it falls in.

(Source : gifak-net)

(Source : bryko)

the-meta:

nervous-princess:

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink. 

oh my goodness

From the look on this cat’s face you just KNOW hes thinking “its lightish red”

the-meta:

nervous-princess:

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

oh my goodness

From the look on this cat’s face you just KNOW hes thinking “its lightish red”

mewiet:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

(Source : hannahbowl)

scampthecorgi:

The corgi of the opera is there… Inside my mind…

tatianamaslany3015:

I LAUGHED OUT LOUD

(Source : alisonhendrix91)

idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis

idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis

cheese3d:

i made a comic for my mom since our cat broke her cup

cheese3d:

i made a comic for my mom since our cat broke her cup

cuncumberbatch:

labellelunaclaire:

willbearmatthewgraygublersbabies:

gerrybaboona:

plushturtle:

ravenclawesome:

forcatladies:

The most efficient and “no fucking way” inducing apartment

Fuck

this is so fucking cool I want it

OMG

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING REVOLUTIONARY

Wow. That’s is so fucking amazing. I hate small living spaces, but I would live there.

I WANT

(Source : regina-ld)

itskhaleesii:

There is always going to be a special place in your heart for the first musical you’ve watched that made you the big Broadway freak you are today